Barred from Bettystown

Border guards are in place

Attack dogs hungry for blood

Shining weapons and training

Protect this neighbourhood

By order of our council

By decree of majority

To you the beach is of limits

No more paddling in the sea

You’re barred from Bettystown Laddie

You’ll walk no more its shore

They’ll shoot you at first sight

You’re welcome here no more

It’s not up for negotiation

You can do nothing at all

Don’t send an ambassador

Or they too will take the fall

No more bottles to fill

No more walks to piss me off

You’re barred from Bettystown Laddie

Now please fuck off

You’re barred from Bettystown Laddie

You’ll walk no more its shore

They’ll shoot you at first sight

You’re welcome here no more

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