The Engagement Ring
Girlfriend: Would you spend €20,000 on an engagement ring?
Boyfriend: Yes, but you’d look silly with a car on your finger.
World Cup Confusion
One evening an elderly couple are watching a World Cup game on TV and the wife asks
‘Who’s playing? Algeria?’
Her husband replies ‘No. Algeria’.
‘That’s what I said. I said Algeria!’
‘Sorry love I thought you said Nigeria.’
‘Ah! If you’re going to make up countries what’s the point?’
I‘m not an amnesiac. I just don’t remember things
‘What’s shite? Is it the plural of shit? Or the past tense? No, that’s shat.’
May your feet stay dry & warm,
And Vick always smell up your chest,
And may 2014 be not just a month but also the best!